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DESCENDENTS
Everything Sucks
EVERYTHING SUCKS 
Got up this morning to make some coffee Everything sucks today Prayed someone hired a hitman to off me Everything sucks today
Got up on the wrong side of life this morning Nothin today is gonna go my way Horoscope told me lies this morning I don’t think anything is gonna be okay Today Everything sucks today Everything sucks today Everything sucks today
Right girl didn’t call and the wrong ones knockin Everything sucks today Flat tire on my car so I guess I’m walkin Everything sucks today
Taxman came and took my money Now all my other bills are gonna be late My girlfriend’s movin in this mornin I don’t think anything is gonna be okay Today Everything sucks today Everything sucks today Everything sucks today
Got up on the wrong side of life this mornin Nothing today is gonna go my way Horoscope told me lies this morning I don’t think anything is gonna be okay Today Everything sucks today Everything sucks today Everything sucks today
I'm The One
I'M THE ONE I’ve been here for you all along I’m the one Who’s shoulder you’ve been cryin on
Nice guys finish last No one knows as good as me We’re just good friends And you come to me for sympathy You tell me that I’m not your type Still you call me late at night Every time he picks a fight After all he’s said and all he’s done
I’m the one I’ve been here for you all along I’m the one Who’s shoulder you’ve been cryin on
He’s a total dick That’s the truth and you know I’m right From everything you say There’s no way he’ll ever do you right You love a man who treats you wrong You think you’ll change him But you're wrong He'll use you he'll say so long After all he's said and all he's done
I’m the one I’ve been here for you all along I’m the one Who's shoulder you've been cryin on
I’m the one who wants you more than anything You don't feel the same way you made it clear to me But I’ll stand my ground and maybe You'll hear what I’ve been sayin After all I’ve said and all I’ve done
I’m the one I’ve been here for you all along I’m the one Who's shoulder you've been cryin on I’m the one I’ve been here for you all along I’m the one Who's shoulder you've been cryin on I’m the one
COFFEE MUG
Mug mug mug Coffee mug Gonna clear away the haze Liquid proof That I can win this race Coffee mug The grip that keeps me tall My inter-link Keeps me questing all
I don't need no booze or drugs I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug And I don't need your kiss and hug I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug
They haven't banned My liquid drug of choice There's too many hooked And they've got too much voice So for the moment We're all pretty good to go With 98 cups With 98 more to go
I don't need no booze or drugs I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug And I don't need your kiss and hug I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug
Here a bean, there a bean Everywhere a mean mean bean
Chug - a - lug - o - my Coffee - mug, mug, mug, mug
ROTTING OUT
Shove all your problems under the rug Then you wonder where the smell came from Rotting out from the inside
This is your fucked up family So many minds that nobody ever speaks Rotting out from the inside.....rotting out
Nuclear family falling out Winter forever in this house, they're Rotting out from the inside
So put me out of my misery If it ever happens to me, no Rotting out from the inside....rotting out
Rotting out...rotting out...
Rotting out...rotting out…
Beat my head till i can't speak Not gonna let it happen to me, no
Rotting out...rotting out...
Rotting out...rotting out…
SICK-O-ME
New love new fun new me
Isn't that the way it's supposed to be New fear, nothings clear to me And that's how it's always gonna be I’ve never been real sure of myself Never trusted someone else Something you do puts my fears to rest
We'll bring it up and never touch the ground And when you need me I’ll be around This is how it's gonna be
If you don't get sick of me
She loved me and i loved her it was all so fun and new We were going to go all over the world And do everything there is to do But something spoiled our plans We couldn't meet our own demands Every problem put us to the test
We brought it up but then we let it down And when she needed me i wasn't around That was how it had to be
Then she just got sick of me
Relationships deteriorate
I’ve seen it from the start Easy as it is to fall in love
It’s easier to fall apart I won't let it fall apart
Bring it up and never touch the ground And when you need me I’ll be around This is how it's gonna be
If you don't get sick of me
We’ll hold it up and never let it down And when you need me I’ll be around This is how it's gotta be
So you don't get sick of me So you don't get sick of me So you don't get sick of me
CAUGHT
Hear about the president? He used to smoke pot He never broke the law Cause he never got caught
It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime Guilty of being caught red handed The roll of the dice says your gonna do time Guilty of being caught red handed
Junkie drug dealer does 50 years time While millionaire murderer just pays a fine
It's a sign of the times It's the ultimate crime Guilty of being caught red handed
The roll of the dice says you're gonna do time Guilty of being caught red handed
I'll pretend not to see What you pretend you don't do I'm innocent like you
So many stupid laws Gonna have to break a few Speed or run a red light I might too When the man pulls you over like it or not Your just one of the many Only you got caught
It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime Guilty of being caught red handed The roll of the dice says you're gonna do time Guilty of being caught red handed
I'll pretend not to see What you pretend you don't do I'm innocent
It's a sign of the times ultimate crime Guilty of being caught red handed Roll of the dice, says you're gonna do time Guilty of being caught red handed
WHEN I GET OLD
What will it be like when I get old Will I still hop on my bike And ride around town Will I still want to be someone And not just sit around I don't want to be like other adults Cause they've already died Cool and condescending, fossilized Will I be rich will I be poor Will I still sleep on the floor
What will it be like when I get What will I be like when I get What will it be like when I get old
Will I still kiss my girlfriend And try to grab her ass Will I still hate the cops and have no class Will all my grown up friends say They've seen it all before They say hey act your age and I'm immature Will I do myself proud or only what's allowed
What will it be like when I get What will I be like when I get What will it be like when I get old
Will I sit around and talk about the old days Sit around and watch T.V. I never want to go that way Never burn out not fade away As I travel through my time Will I like what I find
What will it be like when I get What will I be like when I get What will it be like when I get old
DOGHOUSE
In the world of man in the great rat race Makes his speeches Then he does what he please Winners of the mosh impart their grace As I wallow in the mush in a doggy daze
I live in a kennel smells like rotten cheese Chums lots of flies but why should I mind Then I get trashed by the ho thats my wife Can't get enough of kickin my hiney
Life in the canine world Cats to chase and a bone to bury Full of doggy stench in this poo poo place If I get a piece of tail I don't want to get married
This is just a doghouse why should I stay If these folks are crazy They try to tell me That they know where it's at I don't know maybe I'm lazy
This is my doghouse, you said I'm a dog I live like a dog this is my dog house
So now its time to go work for the man I work for the man at the taco stand I keep on grinding like a dog always does No place to hide for this American dog
This is my doghouse, you said I'm a dog I live like a dog this is my doghouse
When I frickin find what I’m lookin for
I dig right in and take my place
Maybe I seem crass and crude
But a dog’s got to do what a dog got to do
This is my doghouse, you said I'm a dog I live like a dog this is my doghouse
I'm just a dog, I eat cat feces, feel like a Hydrant on this doggy street Live in the doghouse, everybody hates me I want to get laid, but everybody takes me I'm your dog and you're bitches
SHE LOVES ME
She loves me it's not just in my head She loves me even though it's not been said And if anything means anything Then this means something good And I guess I'd love her back if I only could
She loves me I can see it when she smiles ear to ear She loves me and I'm sure that she can't hear How I scream out for someone else When I'm asleep or by myself How I'm so sad I hate myself Don't know where to go for help
Her love could never grow sour Becomes more pure with every hour And I never wanted anything like that from her
But still she loves me It's not just in my head She loves me even though it's not been said And if anything means anything Then this means something good I guess I'd love her back if I only could
She loves me And I know she can accept me for myself She loves me and I'm shure that she can't help How I'm this close to cashing in How I chase dreams that don't exist How I hate girls and I hate my life The pain that rips me tears me ruins me And her love could never grow sour It grows more pure with every hour I never wanted anything like that from her
But still she loves me (I don't have to be all by myself) She loves me (She don't love no one else) She loves me The way she loves me The way she loves me
HATEFUL NOTEBOOK
The words she writes will change the world She's much smarter than me Inside she writes a side of herself She won't let me see
Such a hateful little girl Her little book is her whole world It's all there in her little book And I can't help but wonder But she says I'll never understand
She says there's no love And everyones out to get her She keeps me shut out And I don't want to let her
Such a hateful little girl Her little book is her whole world It's all there in her little book And I can't help but wonder What chapter I fit under, yeah
I'm a stone age male and that's a fact There's so much more to me than that
Such a hateful little girl Her little book is her whole world She's writing in her little book She don't like me But she's got me hooked And I can't help but wonder What she's like between the covers And I can't help but wonder What she's like between the covers And I can't help but wonder What she's like between the covers, yeah
WE
I don't care what they say Those numbers don't mean a thing We've got it made
This world is just me and you And we know just what to do We've got it made
Hey, everything's gonna be okay (We've got it made together) Hey, everything's gonna be okay (We've got it made)
I don't care if we get a job We've already got a life We've got it made
I don't know what the future holds All I know is you're there wit me That's all I need
Hey, everything's gonna be okay (We've got it made together) Hey, everything's gonna be okay (We've got it made)
When I look in your eyes I know what I want in life
Nothing more, nothing less Nothing more, nothing less (Everything's gonna be okay)
Nothing more, nothing less (Everything's gonna be okay) Be the key to my success Nothing more, nothing less
EUNUCH BOY
Eunuch boy, eunuch boy Thought a lawnmower was another toy Don't laugh at him cause he can't piss straight He can't even masturbate
Got no gonads, only to sockets Got no bulge in his pockets
Eunuch boy, eunuch boy Thought a lawnmower was another toy Can't even make it through a day of school They try to stomp his shriveled tool
It must suck to know you'll never fuck
THIS PLACE
This place sux I haven't found a single thing to call my own And there's nothing left for me to do Just play the game, pretend to do work No my boss isn't a jerk It's just this place
This place sux I've been slinking through the halls Like an unwashed dog And everybody treats me like a criminal Talk about me behind my back At least I don't have a stick up myself Like the people in this place
This place sux This place sux This place sux
I feel my confidence draining away I feel them laughing at me everyday I never thought it would end up this way Good thing I'm not going to stay
This place sux I haven't found a single friend in Three whole years Cause there's nobody here but the bible boys Talking about their white bread politics Gotta leave the room Cause you're making me sick Gotta leave this place This place sux
I WON'T LET ME
While you are away I'm waiting I'm out of my mind you're out of town You know I'm no stranger to frustration I won't break I won't let you down
Cause I know right from wrong And I know I can be strong You know I won't let me let you down
I look back on my past, I'm dirty I know that guy would always let you down But while I am away don't worry Just keep your faith in me and have no doubt
Cause I know right from wrong And I know I can be strong If there's no lying then there's no crying Arrive in your own time stay patient You know I won't let me let you down
(I'm waiting) You know I won't let me let you down (You know I won't let me, waiting) You know I won't let me let you down (You know I won't let me)
Won't let myself be led into temptation It's you and me nobody else allowed Well you know I'm no stranger to frustration Just keep your faith in me and have no doubt
Cause I know right from wrong And I know I can be strong If there's no lying there's no crying Arrive in your own time stay patient You know I won't let me let you down
(I'm waiting) You know I won't let me let you down (You know I won't let me, I'm waiting) You know I won't let me let you down (You know I won't let me) You know I won't let me let you down You know I won't let me let you down You know I won't let me let you down
THANK YOU
I listen to you for hours, I'll listen all day Just keep hitting me the right way Sing your song in the shower Cause you got a way To say what I can never say right - right on When I feel weak you make me feel strong Make me feel strong
I won't say your name But you know who you are I'll never be the same again now--no way I just want to say Thank you for playing the way you play
You don't get played on the radio That's not the game you play Well I don't care anyway I glued your tape in the stereo So I know every word every note And every chord is right - right on When I feel weak you make me feel strong Make me feel strong feel like nothings wrong
I won’t say your name You know who you are I'll never be the same again now--no way I just want to say thank you for playing the
Way you play
Did you know you're why I go And waste my time At a rock and roll show You let me know I'm not alone You make me feel strong, make me feel strong, Feel like nothing's wrong
I won't say your name you know who you are I'll never be the same again now no way I just want to say Thank you for playing the way you play Thank you for playing the way you play Thank you for playing the way you play
Descendents: "DESCENDENT/ALL"
ALL
All!
COOLIDGE
I'm not a cool guy anymore As if I ever was before I took a look at all the signs Then rolled it over in my mind The feelings I could not release Became a bitter part of me What was I thinking of? It couldn't stay the way it was I looked at my reflection And I saw a stranger's face I saw where I was going And I had to walk away
I lost a girl, it's Just as well She tried to save me from myself I've still got her on my mind Tossing and turning in my bed But if she had stayed another week I would have dragged her down with me She took it till she'd had enough Is that what I though love was? I told her "see you later" But it's hard to see at all At the bottom of the barrel With your back against the wall
I'm not a cool guy anymore Left it behind, then locked the door I know you can't escape the past Now I look back and have to laugh I was my worst enemy It almost got the best of me What was I thinking of? It couldn't stay the way it was I looked up one day and saw that It was up to me You can only be a victim if you Admit defeat
NO, ALL!
No, All!
VAN
Here in my van I can beat my small cock Fart on your face Sleep on a loaf Here in my can I can piss in a cup Scrounge for some change Do what I want I can lose
Here in my van I can eat my small squid Dance the can-can With my feet in the air Here in my can I can play the Last tape Play my small uke Write stupid songs Like this one
Haven't slept in days, but that's OK. Gonna let 'er eat Cat pizza road apples coffee shun Vivarin Have a little snack Put in a quarter and play road rally Driving sown the dark corridor Fall asleep and wake up in another place
Here in my can I can hate everyone Wait for no girls to call me in the middle of the night Here in my van I can lose my small mind
CAMEAGE
I'm looking straight down I'm sick and I need a friend I didn't know they came like that I'm thinking things now I thought I'd never think I didn't know they came like that
You came so quickly right in and out of my life I didn't know they came like that Did I ever tell you how much I love to hold you I didn't know they came like that
It doesn't even matter if I live or die The only thing that matters is you're by my side There's no turning back from this one
I judged too quickly, I've never been good at trust I didn't know they came like that But did I ever tell you how much I love to love you I didn't know they came like that
It doesn't even matter if I live or die The only thing that matters is you're by my side There's no turning back from this one No turning back from this one
It's not that I don't want your love But I don't deserve anyone I didn't know they came like that I will return to you When I am 32 I didn't know they came like that
IMPRESSIONS
That could be me That could be me Walking down the Seine Where I'd throw my glasses away
That could be us That could be us Walking through the garden Watch the flowers melt together Boats reflected in the river
The picture on my wall Your picture in my wallet Blurry and beyond If I stare and stare, maybe I'll be there
and we'd walk through, breathe through open mouth I don't care what they'd say
ICEMAN
He's not alive, he can't dream Stone cold monster, thinking machine Never feels anger or pain What's left of his heart is inside his brain
Get down on your knees Say pretty please Or do you want to freeze? The iceman cometh
My pretty pretty thing Do you you want to freeze?
Born without a hug or an ounce of love Doesn't know how much he can hurt someone Do you feel the chill in his calculated prose His words will kill if you leave yourself exposed He is part of our generation Let us mourn It's too late to save this child It started when he was born The iceman cometh
Keep your distance, don't get too close A beautiful girl once made that mistake She froze
JEALOUS OF THE WORLD
Jealous of the world again Dont even try to be my friend Everything is wrong for me And everything's right for them Jealous of the world again Don't give a shit about your deadly sin Jealous of the world again
I'd like to interrupt you Fuck you to everything you say It's nothing personal, mind you But either you or I should go away So go away Jealous of the world again Don't even try to be my friend Everything is wrong for me And everything's right for them Jealous of the world again I represent the worst in man Jealous of the world again
You belong to a useless subset The one that's not me Don't try to define my problems Or understand me I'll trip you up, I'll flip you off Pardon me Don't wanna hear your voice I think I'll fart on your face
And there's nothing you can do And there's nothing I can do I'll just stay away from you I'd like to make a comment Roll down the window and scream I hate you 'cause I hate me I gotta shake this disease
CLEAN SHEETS
Clean sheets mean a lot to a guy who sleeps on the floor I whited your love, and a shelf in your dresser drawer you tucked me in, stopped my tossing and turning But I turned back the covers and saw those sheets are dirty
Even thought you'll never come clean you know it's true Those sheets are dirty And so are you
The warmth of a bed to a guy who sleeps on the floor Was enough to perpetuate all the lies I heard before I want to hold you, I'll hold my pillow instead Cause my pillow will never lie or be with a stranger in my bed
Where's the love I was looking for It's out the door I'm afraid to see you anymore so it's back on the floor Cause those sheets are dirty
Woke up this morning alone on the floor Thinking about those clean sheets and the way it was before When I looked in the mirror, I saw your face and thought of the past But now I know how dirty you are, I took my fist and smashed the glass
Those sheets are dirty Those sheets are dirty Those sheets are dirty
PEP TALK
It's not the end of the world Since your baby left you It's gonna be okay You don't need her anyway
You're looking around for someone to love So you don't have to face the world alone But give it some time and you might find That you're better off on you own Cause you could be dead right now You could be the stupidest thing in the world But you're not, look at what you've got And stop thinking about that girl
You deserve the best, but it's up to you to get it don't settle for less, you know you're gonna regret it
It's not the end of the world Since your baby left you It's gonna be okay You don't need her anyway
Watching the rube, moping around Might as well be six feet underground You're watching the game go by Waiting for the final score You got the beer commercials memorized So you've probably heard this before But this ain't the TV talking to you It's a friend who's gonna tell you what you can do
You deserve the best, but it's up to you to get it don't settle for less, you're the best and don't you forget it
I know what you're thinking ... you'll never find another And even if you did, well, you couldn't love her But out there somewhere is the person, place or thing That you need to make you believe in you
It's not the end of the world Since your baby left you It's gonna be okay You can find something better anyway
Just take your time. and you will find What your life requires Just take your time. and you will find What your heart desires Just take your time. and you will find You will find
ALL-O-GISTICS
Thou shalt not commit laundry Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's food Thou shalt not create ties with the scathed Thou shalt always go for greatness Thou shalt not commit adulthood Thou shalt not partake of Decaf Thou shalt not suppress flatulence Thou shalt commit thyself to an institution Thou shalt not have no idea Thou shalt not commit hygiene Thou shalt not take the van's name in vain Thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all
SCHIZOPHRENIA
It's dark outside, I'm riding alone But I know the road Can't even see ahead of my nose But I know the road A little scared, but I know where to go Cuz I know the road I can do it by feel, take it real slow I know the road
Hold on--a fork in the road Life in transition Hold on--moving too fast In the wrong direction Hold on--gotta feel the road Know my position
Break the speakers, crack the books Over you shoulder, not another look Burn off the shackles of a wooden past Melt through the ice, be free at last Dare to be stupid, dare to smell You can be crazy, you can be hell The end result is always the same Whichever you choose, you lose--you're insane
Granite poured into my veins Black hole explodes in my brain The accident is to blame You say you're going insane Say it like you mean it, man I wish I could, but I can't You say that life is a pain It isn't for me, man I don't feel anything at all
Shield myself from the world Hold everything inside Fold my arms across my chest Shield the world from myself Make sure the sleeves are tied Wrap my arms across my chest Death is my life Life is my Death Lay my arms across my chest
I know the road, I know where it goes I know the road, I know where it goes Don't tell me what I already know I know where it goes, that's why I'm going so slow
Descendents: "I Don't Want To Grow Up"
DESCENDENTS
Just because we've gone away Here's a message from me and Ray We're not gonna let the music die Join us if you've got the energy
We're the proud the few Descendents rockin alone tonight We're the proud the few Descendents pickin our butts tonight
We're looking for a few good men Degenerates need not apply Attitude is a must On our endless quest To play hard play fast You must sacrifice Nothing else will suffice Pay the price
We never did a popular thing Don't even know how to sing Couldn't sell out a telephone booth What I'm telling ya is the truth
I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP
I don't want to grow up I don't want to grow up
If growing up means being like you Then I don't want to be like you Recycled trash It's deja vu
I don't want to grow up I don't want to grow up
You're grown up told what to do Your suit can't hide the truth You're a fool And I refuse to be like you
I don't want to grow up
PERVERT
Don't you think it's time I let you know Don't you think I should before you go I'm not gonna let you get away Cuz I want to fuck you night and day I'm a pervert
I like to go out on dates See a movie communicate We'll go home and have some fun I'll tell you sure you're the only one Then when I leave your house I smell of sex
Then I know I'm a pervert because I like it Then I know I'm perverted because I want it Want it all of the time
Don't you sometimes wonder what I want Don't you sometimes think I just want your cunt I'd hate to think that romance is just a pose But all I want to do is rip off your clothes I'm a pervert
I like to hold you in my arms You know I wouldn't do you harm I never take advantage in my book that's a sin But somehow I find myself caressing your skin Then there's one word on my mind and that word is fuck
ROCKSTAR
Rockstar Poser Asshole Satisfaction Recognition Leave me alone Rockstar See if you can do two things at once Go away and leave me alone
Rockstar Asshole Loser Satisfaction Recognition Leave me alone
Let's exploit rock and roll To it's fullest potential
NO FB
What do I care what you think of me What do you think you mean to me You mean nothing can't you see And I don't want to smell your stinky beave
No Fat Beaver No Fat Beaver Swear I'm gonna leave her Can't stand her Fat Beaver
You look real nice to talk to But I can't stand to look at you Stop chasing me all over the place And get your fucking F B out of my face
You may be the only chance I've got But I think I'd rather be shot
Go away from me you fucking F B
GCF
All I want is some Good Clean Fun All I want is some Good Clean Fun
You can freak out you can shoot up You can fall down you can self destruct Just leave me alone
Work hard play hard work up a sweat Stay out of trouble if you're able Don't spoil my day
So don't misunderstand what I say It's hard to say not and not OK. Just take the drugs out of sex and drugs and rock and roll
All I want is some Good Clean Fun All I want is some Good Clean Fun
You can freebase fall on your face waste what you got Don't corrupt my life Just leave me alone Drown in alcohol I don't care at all I like lust and sexual thrust I like Good Clean Fun
CAN'T GO BACK
It's not like you said it was Nothing like you said it was It's a dirty old place and I can't go back It's not like you said it was Nothing like you said it was I've been misused and I can't go back
It's a dirty old place and it's full of lies And I can't see a thing through virgin's eyes It's a dirty old place and it's full of lies And I'm still seeing through virgin's eyes
Tonight and I can't go back and I can't go back
I had a young boy's dream But I can plainly see It's a filthy world and I can't go back Now I can't go back Now I can't go back I've been misused and I can't go back
Everybody here is out to get me Or at least that's how it seems to me Everybody here is laughing at me But now I know my weakness is my strength
And I want to go back and I can't go back
SILLY GIRL 
Started on a summer Sunday the pink dress on the setting sun You were going to grandma's house I was too scared to come
Silly girl I'm beggin you Tell me all the things that I want to hear Silly girl I'm in love with you
I had to run to catch you, you always move so fast With your cute little smile and silly laugh, God gave me love at last
They said just stay away and now I wish I had I'm so in love with you, my silly girl
They made me go away, sometimes life isn't fair But I'll be back some day, I hope you'll still be there
When you're just a Silly boy like me you're always so scared I was too scared to love you, even though I really cared
MY WORLD
Went to the No Nukes rally The Don Quixotes made me feel silly Went to the punk rock show Nobody that I know did go Went to my university Boys and girls dress up and look pretty] Went to the party last night I was there but it was really out of sight
My world is my mind I'm locking myself inside People they can't get in I have no use for them
Just came from my girl's bed Don't think I'll ever forget what she said I tried to show her my song She laughed and said the chords were all wrong Went out to look at the moon Blood red and the water was too Just ran away from her house Not another word from her pretty little mouth
Went to the toilet and sat down There was no one else around I went inside my closet Took my guitar and strummed upon it Went out to run 5 miles Sifted through my personal files Went to my desk to study There's no world no love nobody but me And that's the way it's gonna be
So stop knocking Stop it
CHRISTMAS VACATION
You were depressed you were really messed up You know I understand But why did you not talk to me Why didn't you help me prepare for the nightmare
You took a vacation into oblivion You were so low and I felt like I didn't know you Christmas vacation you took a vacation from me
Once it ended I mended myself But is keeps falling back down off the shelves in my head A twinge of pain now a shudder of disgust As I shield my eyes from my own memory
I knew all about your plans I really did understand But you didn't let me know I wasn't invited to go Christmas vacation you took a vacation from me
I watched in desperation as you stumbled before my eyes She needs beer, she doesn't need me I finally realized My anger and pain in all your fun, you couldn't recognize I stopped caring long before you started to cry
IN LOVE THIS WAY
I'm lonely today, won't you come out to play When I'm with you all the world goes away Your smile and your eyes, they keep me alive Your voice is a bell that massages my mind
And it make me wonder And it makes me sad And it makes me nervous And it makes me mad
Because I think about you every night and day And when I could have asked I let it slip away I've got to get to know you, but I'm so afraid Well it's so hard to be a friend and be in love this way
Oh talk to me please, you've brought me to my knees Only your words melt my twenty year freeze I've known you so long I've known all along But suddenly my thoughts of you are so strong
Because I wonder if I'm more than just a friend Did I really see a fire - or just inside my head Sometimes I know you just want me to go away Well it's so hard to be a friend and be in love this way
Karen may I see your blue eyes Karen may I tell you tonight That is makes me wonder
GOOD GOOD THINGS
I know a place up in the air It's not very far, I've been there before I know a place, cool and warm cooling my blood, warming my heart
So come on down and walk with me, and tell me I'm your man I only want to know a couple of things about you Where were you when I was in so much trouble with myself And do you still believe in me like I believe
I've been thinking good good things about you cool and warm, good good things about you If you've been thinking good good things about me So cool and warm when you put your arms around me
On my own, I know where to go Living the lie, in your eyes I know a place, cool and warm Cooling my blood, warming my soul
So come on down and walk with me, and tell me I'm your man Let's see if I can get it right with you this time around I'm not afraid of losing you my little girl But do you still believe in me like I believe
ACE
I see the anger in the back of your eyes I know the vengeance running through your mind You're up on the cross with a heart full of nails Hanging your head low whenever you fall
You're thinking. Nows the time You keep saying. Now's the time But you still keep standing still You're free now. Now's the time It's over now. Now's the time And I believe. Now's the time to live
And there ain't a thing now that you can do You expect everyone to have pity on you Nobody else can put their life in your hands So get up and move while you still have the chance
With all of your mind and all of your soul And all of your heart, if you want to be smart You've got a lot to give don't throw it away You'll have your way some day, it will come to you
Let's see what you do with the rest of your days You had it all and you gave some away It's not going to matter when you're dead and gone You'll be rewarded for the good that you've done
So quit thinking. Now's the time And start doing. Now's the time You've got a lot to live for So quit crying. Now's the time And start trying. Now's the time Now's the time. Now's the time to live
You say you've been run through the lover's mill But people are starving while you get your fill There's no time for standing still There's another void that you can fulfill That you can fulfill
Descendents: "Milo Goes To College" 
BIKEAGE
Running out of time again Where did you go wrong this time? When your problems overwhelm you Go get drunk it's party time Take a quaalude, relax your mind Relax your body tool Run from problems but You'll never get away No one loves you, and you Wonder why? Sitting there with your Mouth full of beer Your eyes are glazed, your face is red Who's gonna pick you up and use you for tonight? And when you're on the streets With a needle in your arm Selling your body for another fix Who's gonna pick you up and take You home with them tonight? Not me! Running out of breath again you're an Old maid, but you're only 15 You're losing your little girl's charm Cry all night but you'll never get it back Don't be afraid, it's not too late Save yourself, I need you here Wearing off, wearing out I can't think about this cause it makes me sick
HOPE
Why can't you see you torture me you're already thinking about someone else when he comes home you'll be in his arms and I'll be gone but I know My day will come I know someday I'll be the only one
So now you wait for his spark you know it'll turn you on he's gonna make you feel the way you want to feel when he starts to lie when he makes you cry you know I'll be there My day will come I know someday I'll be the only one
Call me selfish call me what you like I think it's right to want someone for all your own and not to share her love And I'll have my way you won't have a say anyway I've got you you didn't stand a chance
You want perfection I see your self destruction You don't know what you want It's gonna take you years to find out I'm not giving up and when you've had enough you'll take your bruised little head and you'll come running back to me You know that I'm gonna be the only one.
M-16
Go shoot your M-16 (x 4) I'm not going to live your American Dream! "Army life is right for me Kill to save democracy Got a rebel in my sights Money's worth more than his life." So kill ... it's fun!
Shoot him you're better than him Shoot him in the eye Shoot him it gives you a thrill Just like as a kid only now it's for real
TONYAGE
You beat up Fearl's bass player You were all surfers last year 3 years ago it wasn't cool You spit on me, but I'm no one Eh, bobby pin had long hair But you spit on darby crash He had a fucking mohawk man 3 years ago Forming in 1975 I'm a new waver My girlfriend's a surfer I'm no more a trendy than you are And she's not going to fuck you anyways Eh, it doesn't matter, you all suck You don't know shit about punk rock You're just a bunch of drug addicts Screwing up what we call FUN I hate everything, that means you I hate you more than I do I got no time to sleep, time to get laid I got a 2" x 2", but it doesn't matter Fake hard core You spit on URINALS
I'M NOT A LOSER
Think that I'm a loser 'Cause my pants are really too low Think that I'm a slob 'Cause I got holes in my shoes Think my cock is like I like my dirty shirt Well you can fuck off 'Cause I'm working sixty a week You think that life is really tough When your pappy won't buy You a brand new car Take a girl out she won't fuck you After you just brought her a gram of coke You spent all your money on shitty coke I'm not a loser! That's right, I'm not a loser! Cruise down the boulevard Wasting Mommy's gas while you're Looking for kicks on Friday night You're only goal in life Is to smoke a joint And decide how you're gonna get Laid tonight You are a fucking son-of-a-bitch
You arrogant asshole Your pants are too tight You fucking homo You suck, Mr. Buttfuck You don't belong here Go away you fucking gay I'm not a loser!
CATALINA
My room's a mess but I don't care I'm tired of sitting at my desk You can't bother me I'm far away from you Got to get away You can't ruin my day You can't tell me what to do You can't make me think I love you Shoot it in your arm, you can't hurt me I'm on my way to Catalina And I'm not going to read your books My tank's full of squid And it's getting light And you whores, you can't make me want 'cause I got all the rest I need On the deck of my boat And you can't take my heart when I'm here 'Cause it's a long swim home For your suit little arms I'll steal some gas, fix my motor Put on my Beatles tape And get you out of my head Ah yes, here I am, far away from everyone And the only fish I smell Is on the back of my boat I want to go but my motor's broken There's no scotch tape, I'm out of gas, So it looks like I'm stuck here I'll steal some gas, fix my motor Put on my Doors tape And get you out of my head
PARENTS
Parents why won't they shut up? Parent's they're so fucked up. They treat me like a tool They take me for a fool Parents ... They're so fucking dense They look into the past For future reference Parents ... They don't even know I'm a boy Just treat me like a toy But little do they know One day I'll explode! Parents ...
I'M NOT A PUNK
I'm not a punk, how can I be? Show me the way to conformity Try to be different but it's always the same End up playin' someone else's game
I'm just a square goin' nowhere I'm just a square goin' nowhere
You used to walk by my side Now you see me comin' now you hide I see you here I see you there I can see that you don't care
I'm just a square goin' nowhere
KABUKI GIRL
Look out get out of my way I'm going to the atomic cafe I'm going to the atomic cafe You're a mystery to me kabuki girl Don't say sayanaro I want to see you tomorrow I want to see you tonight You're a mystery to me kabuki girl Your face is white your hair is black You'll probably stab me in the back But that's the chance I'm gonna take Don't say sayanaro I want to see you tomorrow I want to see you tonight You're a mystery to me kabuki girl East is east, west is west Girls from the east are the best They got more of what I'm looking for Look out get out of my way I'm going to the atomic cafe I'm going to the atomic cafe You're a mystery to me kabuki girl
JEAN IS DEAD
Wake up early, mad at you Got to school but where are you? You should have told me I should have known But now you're gone And I'm alone Your mother told me Last night on the phone Now you're gone Now I'm alone I would have helped you I would have done anything I would have taken you with me Or bought you a ring, but Now you're gone and, I'm alone!
SUBURBAN HOME
I want to be stereotyped I want to be classified I want to be a clone I want a suburban home Suburban home Suburban home Suburban home I want to be a statistic I want to be masochistic I want to be a clone I want a suburban home Suburban home Suburban home Suburban home I don't want no hippie pad I want a house just Like mom and dad I want to be stereotyped I want to be classified I want to be a statistic I want to be masochistic I want to be a clone I want a suburban home Suburban home Suburban home Suburban home
MARRIAGE
Do you know what I think about you? Do you know what I feel is true? Do you know what I think about her? I know she thinks about me, I'm sure Don't know why it's so, but it's true So you know what I think about you But do you know what you want me to do? When you see me staring at you Do you know what I want you to do? I don't know why it's so, but it's true! I don't want to have sex with you I want to be your friend I want to be with you I want you to marry me Now you know what I think about you You know that my speed is you I know I want you to be my wife And be with me the rest of your life Do you know what I think about you?
MYAGE
Almost ready, almost there Or is it already over She's a friend in need She's a friend in deed She needs someone to hold her Alone at night, she plans her game Correctly thinking that I'm in pain But every night it's always the same She be a-fuckin' with my brain 'Cause she don't need no one We all want to play your game with you We know you're just a starter But there's no reason for you to quit Just 'cause we try harder I don't want to talk on the telephone I don't want to see no pictures She'll find out just what she needs And when she does I'll get her She feels safe when she's with him 'Cause he'll never try anything with her Well you know now girl, just what want Are you going to let it scare you?
I knew you would She don't need no one And she don't need me
I WANT TO BE A BEAR
Got your jourdache jeans Got your pretty long hair Dinner and a movie powder your nose Take their honey for lay Just like pay You're just a human being on this planet You're just flesh and blood like all the rest You'll get old and have a wrinkled ass Humans are ses I want to be a bear I want to shit in the woods In my cave hunt my prey Could be you, I want to have food Burgers not berries Ladies are women but women are ladies Got a baited hook you are calling it Your cherry You want to settle down And you want to get married I don't want to smell your muff
STATUE OF LIBERTY
Well the people walk all around The thing on an island very far from here They pay it homage like a god And they paint it on each and every year A sign for all it was given to us And we all appreciate this bomb The tourists don't know and never will It has no use it's meaning is gone The Statue of Liberty And for united we stand We all agree it's a mystery But why'd they give it to us? We still don't know just why it came A present from god or by the rain The crowds swarm wildly to see its peak When I watch I go insane Why is it so important to them What is the beauty they see in it I don't know why I just accept it I don't want it cause it makes me sick
Descendents: "Bonus Fat" 
MY DAD SUCKS
Judgment time again, who's on the shit list this time around Whose friends can we pick and tell them how to live Value judgment hide, it's a-comin' our way He's just a jerk himself, tryin' to earn his own He goes to the bar to get his girl But the rich he's got ain't what it's worth Says he needs his little sexual push Says two in the hand's worth one in the bush Because he's just a pain in the ass He's a thorn in my side Why can't he leave me alone? Instead of running my life?
I LIKE FOOD
\I like food, food tastes good! I like food, food tastes good! Juicy burgers, greasy fries, Turkey legs and raw fish eyes Teenage girls, with ketchup too! Get out of my way, or I'll eat you I like food, food tastes good! I like food, food tastes good! I'm going to turn dining back into eating I like food, food tastes good! I like food, food tastes good!
MR. BASS
Mr. Bass lies waiting in his kelpy room Waiting, til comes doom He comes and them he goes He sees Orca and then he knows And I can see Mr. Bass, he's on my wall I can feel Mr. Bass, he's on my wall I can taste Mr. Bass, he's on my wall I can smell Mr. Bass tomorrow We finished the island with a broken motor We went knockin' on the bass' door They were biting at alarming rate Mr. Bass he was irate Mr. Bass takes a beating Billy boy must keep eating Old Pat he must be burning Looks like his stomach's turning He feeds on the centipedes He lies behind in a greenish hue He'll eat whatever, he'll even eat you Mr. Bass, he knows my hook 'Cause I've been reading them bassin' books
Mr. Bass takes a beating Billy boy must keep eating Old Pat he must be burning Looks like his stomach's turning He feeds on the centipedes
IT'S A HECTIC WORLD
It's a hectic world and it makes me a nervous wreck It's a hectic world and I've got no intellect It's a rat race, God what a race It's a rat race, it's a disgrace You gotta keep up with the crowd If you can't be quiet then you gotta be loud It's a rat race, it's a rat race, it's a rat race Hey! You! Tryin' to get ahead is what I'm supposed to do No matter what I do I gotta get ahead of you It's a rat race, God what a pace It's a rat race, it's a disgrace You gotta keep up with the crowd If you can't be quiet then you gotta be loud It's a rat race, it's a rat race, it's a rat race.
RIDE THE WILD
Well you've messed around with all my friends and everyone you've seen You know you're tryin' to ride the wild when you mess around with me And all my friends tell me they see you out on the town And they all look down upon you with some pity and a frown Bankshot baby, saw through your eyes See ya' run around with a thousand other guys tell them all your newly thought up lies you don't want to be wanted by someone else new if you can't show some love for me then I don't want to see you Girl you got me runnin', why can't you see? Lately when I wake up it's on the wrong side of the bed and I know your voice distinctly, it reverberates my head And all my friends tell me they see you out on the town they see you're tryin' to ride the wild, but the word's been passed around Ride the wild baby, you like to ride all night Ride the wild baby, I'm sure you're not so tight come on baby, give me a try you don't want to be wanted, by someone else new if you can't trust a liar, then I don't want to trust you Girl you got me runnin', why can't you see?
HEY HEY
Hey hey what do you say? About our state of affairs Hey hey what do you know? Are you ready to go? Go! Go! Go! Go! If you think that everything's ok then go on home and lock your brain away Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Ready! Hey hey what do you say? About our state of affairs Hey hey what are you for? Are you ready for war? Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Now's the time to defend your worthless life! Are you going to kill, or be liked? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Ready! To die?
GLOBAL PROBING
It takes a long time to get what you want No matter how hard you try , it just won't come But you keep on tryin', and you don't give up and it's really silly, and it's all in vain and if you don't stop you're going to go insane cause it takes a long time to get what you want no matter how hard you try, it just won't come But you keep on tryin', and you don't give up and it's really silly, and it's all in vain, and You could be doing other things You could be doing what you want, but you keep on tryin' and you don't give up and it's really silly, and it's all in vain and if you don't stop you're going to go insane It's all in vain and if you don't stop you're going to go insane Insane! Insane! Insane! Insane! It's all in vain, and if you don't stop you're going to go insane
knew you would She don't need no one And she don't need me
WEINERSCHNITZEL
Welcome to Der Weinerschnitzel May I take your order please? Yeah, I want: Two large Cokes, Two large fries Chili-cheese dog, large Doctor Pepper Super deluxe, with cheese and tomato you want Bill sperm with that? NO!
Descendents: "Enjoy" 
ENJOY
Flatulation punctuates the still night air And I thank god you're here
I queefed - Enjoy Make the most of my butt-toast Enjoy my good friends - Enjoy
The laces of my shoes unlock the mystery Come and share a treat with me I can't recall the last time I washed my feet We're in for a treat
Here's my shoes - Enjoy And here's my socks - Enjoy Make the most of my toe toast Enjoy, my good friends - Enjoy
Flatulation punctuates the still night air And I thank God you're here
I queefed - Enjoy Smell my feces - Enjoy Sniff my ass whilst I pass gas Enjoy my good friends - Enjoy
WENDY
Wendy, Wendy what went wrong Oh so wrong We went together for so long
I never thought a guy could cry 'Til you made it with another guy Oh Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurt so bad
Wendy, Wendy don't lose your head Lose your head Wendy don't believe a word he says
I can't picture you with him His future looks awful dim Oh Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurt so bad
Wendy I wouldn't hurt you like that No no no I thought we had our love down pat Guess I was wrong
The farthest thing from my mind Was the day that I'd wake up to find My Wendy Wendy left me alone
Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad Wendy, Wendy...
KIDS ON COFFEE
Doug is bouncing off the walls Ray is drooling big spit balls Bill is breaking large objects
Kids on coffee
Where's my Bonus Cup? Come on man, fill me up I need some Krappers to wash it down Bonus Bonus Bonus!!!
Went driving down to San Diego Passing by the nuclear tits Go away off my earth!!!
CHEER
Its been so long since I had a smile I've stayed sad for such a long while
If you can cheer me up I could learn to love you
You kiss me now and I turn away I think I'm still kissing yesterday
Love me, and cheer me up Show me you're the one who can make me happy Cheer me up
I don't want to spend the rest of my days dreaming yesterday's daydreams Out with the bad and in with the good You feel my heart girl, you're knocking on wood
So generous, I'm being kind With selfishness in the back of my mind
Don't want to spend the rest of my days giving yesterday's promises
No more giving my mind away
Tomorrow's love will be yesterday
Don't want to spend the rest of my days living yesterday
Don't want to spend the rest of my days singing yesterday's love songs
HURTIN' CRUE 
Hurtin' Crue Hurtin' Crue Hurtin' Crue Good future Get a life Get a job Get a clue
Thought it would be so much fun Just played another solo run Fifteen hippies drinkin' Coors Yelling at us to play "Free Bird" Needless to say, all of our pay went into the tank
1420 I am better than you You are a piece of poo I am better than you You are a piece of poo 1420
Thought school would be such a blast Just flunked another fucking class Told myself too many lies My mind's unfolding before my eyes Now I know how it goes What it means to go crazy
80'S GIRL
She says you're the only one But she's an 80's girl, and she can't get enough Treat you so right till your supply runs dry
Won't you please love my friends Won't you please
Vroom - in a brand new car, she drives to the beach Knows the language well, the moves and the speech Behind a blinding smile hides her empty eyes
Won't you please love my friends Won't you please suck my friends Won't you please
80's girl needs a friend Party down with everyone 80's girl needs a friends Love you for the weekend
Won't you please love my friends
She's so modern She's so stylish Mohawk on one side, long hair on the other She's got all her bases covered
She always wants someone else She's an 80's girl, looking out for herself so where do you draw the line Between a whore and a concubine?
80's girl needs a friend Getting the goods and having such a good time 80's girl needs a friend Love you for the weekend 80's girl needs a friend Never, never let it happen again
Won't you please love my friends Won't you please fuck
SOUR GRAPES
Hey you, new wave, come over here You're the prettiest thing I've seen all year Hey you, new wave, don't turn away Close those pouty lips and listen to what I say
Why must you smoke that clove cigarette? Why must you act like you've got a hole in you head? Why don't you split the squares and love me instead?
You're all shiny and clean, I've seen you in my dreams Like the Rolls Royce I can't have Your presence makes me scream
Sour grapes - you leave such a bad taste Sour grapes - I don't need you anyways Sour grapes - feeding, feeding my rage
Hey you, new wave, I pity you When you get old, what will you do?
What will you do when you turn 21? You're cockteasing at the singles bar just for fun What will you do when you turn 31? What will you do when you don't know how to love anyone?
I wanted her cherry, I got sour grapes I refuse to climb the ladder for you I refuse to pant and paw for you I need love, don't need no beauty queen But still, when I look at you, I scream
Sour grapes - you leave such a bad taste Sour grapes - I don't need you anyways Sour grapes Just go riding right by me on the crest of the new wave Sour grapes - feeding, feeding my rage
Sour grapes
GREEN
I can't believe what you just said You'd sell your soul for a dollar bill I can see the signs in your eyes The signs that make an honest man lie
You've got green on your mind Now you've got green in your eyes Say green is sex, green is power Such filthy thoughts I think you better go take a shower
You're seeing green I'm seeing red
I can't believe what you just said I heard your song, then I heard your spiel Music as money has gone to your head You're seeing green, I'm seeing red
I used to listen and we'd share your love It didn't matter that I had none to give But now I want to steal your heart Claim it as mine before the bidding starts
I've got green on my face Got jealous green I can taste Bitter-green bile because you're vile And yet I covet what I hate
GET THE TIME
When I get the time I'd like to sit down and write a little rhyme for you Just a couple few I'd tell you what you mean to me
When I get the time I'd put it all down And pick you up I'd say throw it all away The world is me and you tonight
Will there come a day With nothing standing in my way Loving that dream Within your arms Well I'll make it happen some day
When I get the time
I look in your eyes Warm places inside I've never been before I gotta find some more I know you don't owe me anything
When I get the time When I get the guts To live my life for me And do what I want to do I'd be the friend that you said you once knew
Will there come a day When we give up and turn away And I'd have nothing left Nothing left except I'd have all the time in the world
Time to remember Look through the window And time to cry Time to cry I gotta get the time
Where can I find the time?
DAYS ARE BLOOD
The days are blood No beginning, no end Bleeding like a fountain pen The days are blood
Alarm clock rips open my eyes I'm so tired Staring at the black spots before my eyes Am I alive Mirror showing bloodshot eyes It never lies Another day on the 9 to 5 No whens or whys
These days of blood, eyes of fire
I gave at the office I gave at the bank I gave to my friends I gave to my enemies You tell me it's better to give than to receive So tell me why is it you that's bleeding me
7 O'clock - got to wake up Wake up Look in the mirror, see my face See the traces of yesterday Oh, for yesterday Oh, for tomorrow
The days are blood Bleeding into each other The days are blood And I'm drowning
And as I watch the evening news I realize Telling me of the day's slaughter I realize Spilling innards on my dreams I realize As I bleed cold sleep sweat I realize The nights are blood too
B-Sides
SHATTERED MILO
I looked in her eyes but I can see My place in her's a mystery Struggle, as I try to say The words I know she won't believe Growing tired, of this game I must know, what she wants from me Oh and what, does she say
Well I'm beginning to wonder I'm beginning to doubt What kind a spell are you under I can't figure you out
Keep your eyes away from me, Leave alone that's what I need Now don't touch me Don't look me in the eye Stay at least a foot away The more I want, the more I sweat The more I blow everything I say You may think I'm bitching now But you'll find out who I really am some day
Why don't you give me a sign Walk with me, smile, just let me know Do you like my act? And am I putting on a good show
Cause that's all you'll get from me What am I like? Even I don't know They call me a fucking Milo
Well I don't see the attraction Your not telling the truth I don't give satisfaction And I won't play those games with you I think you're getting to close to me Leave alone that's what I need
My mind, is my saving grace My cage, my hiding place, My mind, helps me chose the fate Today a man felt self disgrace My mind, I wish it could erase I've erased
Everything but your face Leave your face Oh not a trace Except your face Your face Your face
LUCKY
Walking home on St. Patty's Day I found a lucky penny along the way Put it in my pocket The one with the hole in it These days things don't seem to go my day
I know it's tough sometimes to be with me When I'm predicting rain most every day Lately I've been right, almost every time These days things don't seem to go my way
What would I do, if I hadn't already got lucky once with you If I hadn't already got lucky once with you
So I keep telling myself something's going to change Maybe I'll get lucky then I can smile again Cause that's what I want to do I want a smile for you I'm waiting for some things to go my way
What would I do, If I hadn't already got lucky once with you If I hadn't already got lucky once with you Fuck St. Patty's Day I'm throwing my pennies away But I'm holding on to a single lucky charm That's what I want to do I want a smile for you I'm waiting for some things to go my way
What would I do, If I hadn't already got lucky once with you If I hadn't found you what would I do? If I hadn't already got lucky once with you If I handn't-a wouldn't-a couldn't-a, what would I do If I hadn't already got lucky once with you
GOTTA
Money, it'll feed my tummy But it, will never feed my soul Where my soul should me There's a hole in me I can't live from 9 to 5 That's not enough to keep me alive
Gotta have a fantasy Gotta have a dream Doesn't matter what it may be Only what it may seem
Funny, when you got no money Then your, time is not your own Where my time should be, there's only drudgery I can't live from 9 to 5 That's not enough to keep me alive
Gotta have a fantasy Gotta have a dream Doesn't matter what it may be Only what it may seem
Gotta have a reason to get out of my bed I never want to feel my life's been wasted Makin money, it'll feed my tummy But it, will never feed my soul When my soul should be There's a hole in me
I can't live from 9 to 5 That's not enough to keep me alive
Gotta have a fantasy Gotta have a dream Doesn't matter what it may be Only what it may seem Gotta have a fantasy
Gotta have a dream Doesn't matter what it may be Only what it may seem to me
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